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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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