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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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