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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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