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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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