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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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