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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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