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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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