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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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