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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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