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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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