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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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