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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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