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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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