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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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