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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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