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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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