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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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