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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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