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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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