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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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