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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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