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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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