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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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