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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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