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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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