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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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