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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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