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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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