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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Victoria
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Rt Hon
Stink
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
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