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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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