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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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