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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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