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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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