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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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