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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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