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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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