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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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