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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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