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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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