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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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