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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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