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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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