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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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