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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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