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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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