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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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