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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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