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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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