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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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