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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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