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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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