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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡
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