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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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